That Hurricane is tickling Hawaii like a pedo tickles.... well nevermind.

Notice "pedophile" is in quotations because he's never actually been convicted of anything.
(Not defending the guy, he looks like he whacks it to sado porn in his mom's basement, but come on... is a self-proclaimed pedo who has never acted on it really more important than a massive bomb that kills 175 people? Or a hurricane? ? ? ?)