Is it really a global mystery?

Lets be honest. Is the whole world really looking for a dead blond girl that looks like the bride of chucky? I'm guessing no.

Just going to venture a guess that the following things are more important than a dead child:
1) The crisis in Pakistan.
2) The Iraq war.
3) The war in Afghanistan.
4) Hugo Chavez turning Venezuela into a dictatorship.
5) The massive humanitarian crisis unfolding in Zimbabwe.
6) The ongoing conflict between Palestine and Israel.
7) The ongoing conflict between Israel and Syria.
8) North Korean nuclear weapons.
9) The consolidation of power by Vladimir Putin. (or pooty-poot if you're Bush)
10) 44 million Americans without health insurance in addition to the many millions more with ineffective health insurance.

You get the idea... just about anything is more important than a dead blond child.

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