Sunday, October 7, 2007

Paraders get Pwned!!!!

Columbus Day Protesters get pwned, chicago marathon sends hundreds to the hospital, Sudan still sucks, Blackwater can't kill for fun anymore, woops!!Tomorrow is Columbus Day, the day Europe discovered a vast uninhabited continent full of resources just ripe for the taking. Just kidding. It was inhabited by millions upon millions of people with their own distinct cultures and customs, Columbus Day marked the beginning of a genocide that lasted centuries and culminated in white people playing slot machines in buildings that look like tee pees. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY EVERYONE!!!!!

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