Thursday, October 18, 2007

Really tiny watermelons threaten America


Michael Mukasey promises extra hard (wink) not to torture.*

*Torture refers to what America does not do.**

**America may engage in activity that could be considered unconstitutional if applied to interrogations of Al Qaeda suspects. Torture is defined as anything that "must be equivalent in intensity to pain accompanying serious physical injury, such as organ failure, impairment of bodily function, or even death". Anything below that is fair game. America reserves the right to rendition, trial without due process or habeas corpus, water boarding, or just be a dick to you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Water Boarding "Simulates Drowning",with the emphasis on "Simulates". We get our Heads cut off & nothing is really made of it anymore.We are really confused and de-senthisized as a nation.
Wake up self proclaimed by-polar folks, time to smell the stench of our backs being turned.